“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering
Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.
teacher: what did you do this summer?
me: I took VERY
enthusiastic walks in the woods…
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked